Monday, January 25, 2010

Avatar review

Spoiler alert! I'm giving away the entire plot in the next four lines, so be warned.

1) Start with the movie Dances with Wolves.

2) Replace the American West with Pandora, buffalo with fiber-optic trees, and red-skinned natives with blue-skinned natives.

3) Make the characters less interesting.

4) Let the naked spear-throwing natives defeat the space-faring, metal-clad, nuclear-armed humans with the help of some flying lizards.

VoilĂ !

3 comments:

Cathy said...

Bwahahahahahah!

Now that's a move review I can use.

Josh said...

The same can be said about any romantic comedy. The difference would be you'd only need 2 bullet points.

Cathy said...

Ahem. That would be 'movie'
not 'move' review.